Commuters who spend up to two weeks stuck on delayed trains waiting for them to arrive at their destination may starve to death after a snacking ban was mooted.
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The Bank of England has today unveiled the design of the new twenty-pound note, which will come pre-rolled and ready for use by investment bankers and other city-based wankers.
A cinema in Staines has set a new world record after showing three and a half days of adverts to people who had paid for a ticket to see Joker.
Coleen Rooney has dramatically accused fellow WAG Rebekah Vardy of leaking private and personal stories to popular news site NewsThump in a dramatic twitter post this morning.
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