Man told fifteen lies in less than a minute as car salesmen return to work
A man has today been told fifteen complete lies in less than one minute as car showrooms finally open up again across the UK.
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People bored of lockdown flock to IKEA to make staying at home seem less shit
Thousands of people have been coping with the stresses and strains of lockdown by replacing them with the stresses and strains of going to Ikea.
Primark can’t do discounts as that would mean giving money to you
Primark will not be having a sale because “are you mental?” according to reports this morning.
Elon Musk chooses worst possible moment to come out as a Flat-Earther
Entrepreneur and apparently needy, attention-seeking billionaire Elon Musk took to Twitter to announce his belief the Earth was flat last night, literally twenty minutes after launching a spaceship off it.
