Talking troll doll Tim Martin has stepped into the Home Office’s online squabble with ice-cream makers Ben and Jerry’s, over whether or not boat migrants have souls, by creating rival offerings such as Sovereign Strawberry Swirl and Go Home Ganache.
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Everyone has been left shocked today after the New York attorney general sued to dissolved the NRA, with revelations that an organisation that exists solely to promote weapons of murder was actually run by crooks.
Kirstie Allsopp has interrupted a tour of a house to yell at the owner for working from home and ultimately driving the economy into the toilet.
An IT department is to be relocated to a small muddy hole in a nearby field as part of an innovative new cost-cutting exercise.
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