A man working from home while sharing the childcare for his 2-year-old daughter has spoken of his excitement at learning so many new and interesting ways to trigger a toddler tantrum.
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A plumber from Bolton has today called on the government urgently reveal measures to help the self-employed, and also asked if he can quickly change his last couple of tax returns as he made a slight mistake in the amount he said he earned.
Tim Martin, a Rick Parfitt impersonator and owner of several High Street venues where people nurture clinical depression, has generously promised that for each pub worker he tells to sod off and work for Tesco, he would also refuse to pay his debts to a supplier as long as the coronavirus crisis goes on.
Mike Ashley has defied the government by keeping his Sports Direct stores open, insisting that using one of their giant mugs is one of the best ways of fighting the Coronavirus.
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