Woman would find giving up work for Lent far easier than coffee or chocolate
Local woman Simone Williams is wondering if she can give up going to work for forty days rather than the usual caffeine or chocolate this morning.
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Government to reject EU food standards because it’s not like poor farming methods have put the entire future of humanity in doubt
The government will no longer abide by EU food hygiene standards following Brexit because it’s not like the entire future of humanity has been put at risk by a dodgy Wuhan takeaway, according to reports.
We never bought that Zimmer frame bullshit, Harvey Weinstein told
Convicted rapist Harvey Weinstein has discovered that pretending to need a walking frame is not considered a defence in a court of law.
Waitrose introduces new points-based system for prospective shoppers
In a bid to re-establish its position as the poshest of the mainstream high street supermarkets, Waitrose has announced it is to take a leaf out of Home Secretary Priti Patel’s book and introduce a new points-based admission system before allowing customers into its stores.
