Your dustbin counts as a safe place to leave a parcel, Amazon confirms
The large receptacle marked “Domestic refuse” outside your house is a perfectly safe place to leave any parcels, Amazon has confirmed today.
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Thames Water issues moon with overdue water bill
Thames Water has wasted absolutely no time in calculating the moon’s water bill.
Theatre retrains as Wetherspoons
A listed building in central London is having to retrain as a piss-soaked boozer because its current job as a West End theatre is no longer viable.
New abusive birthday card punches you in the face
An independent greetings card company has unveiled a new abusive birthday card that punches the recipient in the face on opening.
