Carbon-based units of production to reintegrate with economic network
As of this week, the carbon-based units of production will begin to reintegrate with the economic network in order to allow it to function at a more efficient rate.
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Satirical article more clever than funny
A recently published satirical article is actually more clever than it is funny, it has been revealed.
The Turkish PPE was fine, assures Head of Purchasing Derek Trotter
Derek Trotter, the South London entrepreneur appointed by the government to purchase medical supplies, denied that he was a well-connected chancer who was in above his head when the 400,000 items of PPE recently had to be scrapped for being unusable.
‘Death is a price we must be willing to pay to get our economy back’ insists billionaire isolating on private island
A local billionaire and self-professed ‘just your average bloke who owns an island’ has called for an end to the nation-wide lockdown this morning, claiming that a “few thousand deaths here and there” should not be cause for the entire economy to be shut down.
