After stock market mayhem which saw multi-millionaires being taken to the cleaners by thousands of ordinary people, an alliance of like-minded fat-cats has announced that in order to protect the future of their yacht fleets, the free market will now charge one million dollars for entry.
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Technology giant Apple has declared its most profitable quarter ever, much to the annoyance of people who don’t seem to understand how capitalism works.
The stock market has flown into a panic after some less experienced people managed to make it work for them.
Conspiracy theorists have been wanking themselves stupid today over the news that Saga Holidays have become the first UK travel agent to insist that all passengers must be vaccinated in order to travel.
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