Guinness recalls cans of non-alcoholic stout because, what’s the point?
Guinness is recalling all cans of its non-alcoholic stout today because there is absolutely no point in drinking it.
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Idiot shop owners to identify themselves with ‘Magna Carta Article 61’ posters in their windows
The nation’s moron shop owners have announced plans to identify themselves to the public at large by putting a sign in the window to clearly demonstrate their lack of intelligence.
Another Russian Oligarch with links to Vladimir Putin found murdered
A Russian Oligarch with substantial holdings in the global insurance and utilities market has been found dead in mysterious circumstances today.
Psychic livid at once again having to cancel fortune-tellings at short notice
A chancer who does not know what they are talking about, ignores science and is only in their current career to get as much out of it for themselves as they can, has announced a new national lockdown, causing several mediums to also look a bit daft.
