A government smartphone app to monitor petrol availability and allocate refuelling appointments has been unveiled this morning, as queues to petrol stations continue to grow.
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Nobody in that massive queue for petrol is panic buying, but everyone else in the queue definitely is, according to reports this afternoon.
A man is busy this morning shoving as many toilet rolls as he can into his shopping trolley, seemingly unaware of how pointless it was when he did this twice before over the last year or so.
A man has insisted today that he is definitely not panic buying for Christmas, whilst paying for a large turkey, 24 mince pies, pigs in blankets, two bags of frozen sprouts, a large box of Quality Street and three large bottles of Baileys at his local supermarket.
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