Internet determined to sell man earwax-removal products
The Internet remains determined to sell a man earwax-removal products despite a seeming lack of interest from the man.
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Richest 1% begin eyeing up all the stuff you still own
The richest 1% of people on the planet have started looking at the stuff you’ve been allowed to keep, according to sources this morning.
Daily Mail down to just 2,375,253 potential causes of cancer
After research indicated that there is no link between mobile phones and brain cancer, the Daily Mail has been forced to reduce its list of headline carcinogens to just 2,375,251.
World Economic Forum confirms that you people are all f**king peasants
The World Economic Forum has begun in Davos, Switzerland, with delegates unanimously passing an early resolution confirming that all you people are all f**king peasants and if you go anywhere near them, they’ll set the dogs on you.
