McDonald’s ‘Happy Meal’ to be re-named ‘Skint and Miserable Meal’
Mcdonald’s Happy Meals are set to be re-named McDonald’s Skint and Miserable Meals it has been revealed today.
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Brexiters left stunned after France demonstrates easy control of their own border despite being in EU
Leave voters were left reeling this morning after learning that France had somehow managed to secure their own borders whilst still being part of the European Union.
Warhammer 40k player hasn’t noticed fuel price increase because paying £100 for a tank is perfectly normal for him
Local Warhammer enthusiast Simon Williams is so used to paying £100 for a tank that he hasn’t noticed the price of petrol has increased recently.
Euromillions winner to buy entire family a full tank of petrol
A record-breaking Euromillions lottery winner has announced he is finally wealthy enough to treat his entire family to a tank of petrol.
