John Lewis Christmas advert currently stuck at Felixstowe Port
John Lewis has revealed that this year’s Christmas advert is currently stuck inside Felixstowe Port and may not be here for Christmas.
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Great news for Britain’s balance of trade as exports of lorry drivers reaches a record high
Years of Britain importing more than it exports have come to an end after exports of lorry drivers leapt to new highs, according to reports.
‘We always hoped that one day our suffering would be used to help struggling corporate landlords’, admits man who survived the Blitz
A 94-year-old man who lived through the Blitz has spoken of his delight that the government is using second world war imagery to encourage people back to the office to help the depreciating property portfolios of struggling corporate landlords.
Facebook outage forces entire nation to descend into state of mass productivity
After social networking site Facebook went off-line yesterday afternoon, the nation’s workers descended into what experts are calling a ‘terrifying frenzy of productivity’.
