Business

Latest Brexit 50p coin to be left blank so people can write the date in themselves

Thumbnail image for Latest Brexit 50p coin to be left blank so people can write the date in themselves

The Royal Mint is to save itself further trouble by issuing a new Brexit 50p coin with the date left blank so people can write it in for themselves, it has emerged.

Read the full article →

Homeopathic research institute unable to tell which test group took the placebo

Thumbnail image for Homeopathic research institute unable to tell which test group took the placebo

Disaster struck ongoing attempts to prove the efficacy of homeopathic remedies today after researchers forgot which of the test groups took the placebo.

Read the full article →

QuickQuid on verge of collapse after accidentally borrowing a fiver from itself

Thumbnail image for QuickQuid on verge of collapse after accidentally borrowing a fiver from itself

Legitimised loan-shark QuickQuid is on the brink of collapse after someone in the expenses department pressed the wrong button and borrowed a fiver six months ago.

Read the full article →

Sajid Javid woos Leave voters by promising he will be as pig-ignorant of economic reality as they are

Thumbnail image for Sajid Javid woos Leave voters by promising he will be as pig-ignorant of economic reality as they are

In a bid to hobble the Brexit Party ahead of a General Election, Chancellor of the Exchequer Sajid Javid has publicly declared that he has no intention of assessing any possible impact of his policies as he fully embraced the Brexiter credo of refusing facts and relying on mystical national virtues.

Read the full article →

Mark Zuckerberg insists Facebook is 100% against Fake News, unless it comes from the most powerful people on the planet

Thumbnail image for Mark Zuckerberg insists Facebook is 100% against Fake News, unless it comes from the most powerful people on the planet

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg gave a speech yesterday in which he reiterated his company’s mission to fight fake news in all its forms, unless it is published by the people who run every country in the world.

Read the full article →

Thomas Cook boss unable to pay back £500,000 bonus as he’s already spent it all on a week in Majorca during school holidays

Thumbnail image for Thomas Cook boss unable to pay back £500,000 bonus as he’s already spent it all on a week in Majorca during school holidays

The boss of Thomas Cook can’t pay back his £500,000 bonus, as requested by MPs, as he’s used all of it to take his family to a 3-star hotel in Majorca during half-term.

Read the full article →

Office worker with novelty ringtone universally despised

Thumbnail image for Office worker with novelty ringtone universally despised

A man who appears to think it’s 2003 has chosen to use a novelty ring tone for the mobile he uses in the office, seemingly unaware that it makes him as popular as a dose of the clap.

Read the full article →

German car industry to ride to Brexiters’ rescue any… minute… now…

Thumbnail image for German car industry to ride to Brexiters’ rescue any… minute… now…

After three years and four months, the German car industry is finally ready to ride to the rescue of Brexiters and make sure the EU gives them a good deal.

Read the full article →

New evidence that Karma exists after report finds Leave-voting areas will be hardest hit by no-deal Brexit

Thumbnail image for New evidence that Karma exists after report finds Leave-voting areas will be hardest hit by no-deal Brexit

What goes around may indeed come around, according to new research carried out last week.

Read the full article →

Man beats two-hour record at supermarket self-service checkout

Thumbnail image for Man beats two-hour record at supermarket self-service checkout

A man has dipped under the two-hour mark for scanning his weekly groceries at a self-service checkout at a Tesco supermarket, it has been confirmed this morning.

Read the full article →