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Office worker reveals hatred of colleagues by changing email sign off from ‘Kind Regards’ to ‘Regards’

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An office worker has today made his feelings of utter contempt and hatred of his co-workers publicly known, after changing his email signature.

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Brexit-supporting factory worker delighted Boris will spend Brexit dividend giving tax cuts to rich people

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A fervent Brexit supporter has spoken of his delight that Boris Johnson plans to use money set aside for Brexit to provide tax cuts to people who get paid way more than he does.

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Relief as world-renowned honest person Donald Trump promises post-Brexit free trade deal

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There was widespread relief in Westminster and across the country after Donald Trump, a man noted throughout the world for his scrupulous devotion to the truth, promised Britain a great post-Brexit trade deal.

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‘As long as they don’t reset my ex’s password’ says man after Netflix announce price increase

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Netflix has announced it will raise its fees for UK customers, a fact that Simon Williams from Hastings couldn’t give two fucks about, as long as they don’t mess around with his ex-girlfriend’s password settings, so he can keep using her subscription for the third straight year in a row.

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Jacob Rees-Mogg book only sells 734 copies – one to each of his children

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Jacob Rees-Mogg’s memoir ‘The Victorians’ has only sold hundreds of copies because he has hundreds of children who felt obliged to buy it.

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Brexit supporters happy to sacrifice other people’s jobs to secure Brexit, finds survey

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A new survey has revealed that Brexit supporters would be perfectly happy to deal with the consequences of other people losing their jobs if it means securing Brexit.

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Iron Bank of Braavos in line for huge government bailout after lending all its money to the Lannisters

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The Iron Bank of Braavos is in line for a huge bailout after executives engaged in ‘highly risky speculation’ in the fortunes of House Lannister, it has emerged.

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But you don’t mind Google spying on you? asks Huawei

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Tech giant Huawei has pointed out that Britain and the US don’t seem to object to intrusive surveillance by other companies

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Screw it, we’re going to make a new show and just call it Tits and Dragons, says HBO

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HBO is to fill the gap in schedules and hold on to audiences left by Game of Thrones by cutting to the chase and making a new series straight-up called Tits and Dragons, according to reports.

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Huawei’s new phone unveiled as two tin cans and piece of string

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Huawei’s groundbreaking new phone will be two tin cans and a piece of string, after yet more companies retracted their assistance because of new US regulations.

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