Borderline simpletons who voted to leave the EU are beginning to have second thoughts after failing to find Pot Noodles on the shelves at their local Tesco, it has emerged.
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Marmite vanishing from Supermarket shelves is the first major Brexit victory, campaigners have confirmed.
A price dispute between Tesco and Unilever has created a black market in cut-price street Marmite, we can reveal.
The popular fairy tale Jack and the Beanstalk has been updated to reflect the modern realities facing British children post-Brexit.
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