“Well, exports are up!” screams Brexiter
Britain’s economic activity has sunk to its lowest level since 2009 but everything is still brilliant, apparently.
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‘The media’ reported it you just didn’t bother looking, morons told
People who share clickbait stories featuring the words “And the media aren’t reporting it!” are too lazy and stupid to use Google for ten seconds to see if that’s true, according to a story the media won’t report.
Oliver Twist sacked by Sports Direct after asking for more
Photogenic orphan Oliver Twist has been sacked by Sports Direct after foolishly asking for more.
BT Internet outage blamed on creepy ginger student
The loss of Internet for millions of BT customers has been blamed on a creepy student trying to watch his housemate in the bath.
