Cluedo’s Mrs White to sue Doctor Black for age discrimination
An elderly domestic servant has accused her employer of age discrimination after she was fired from the job she has held for 67 years.
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Banks given freedom to f*ck it up again
Banks in the UK are to once again be given the freedom to make a pigs ear of absolutely everything, the Bank of England has stated.
Gandalf the White arrested for life insurance fraud
Gandalf the White has been arrested after it was discovered he faked his death as Gandalf the Gray in a complex insurance fraud.
Labour MPs withdraw labour in ongoing industrial dispute
Industrial action by Labour MPs unhappy at new working conditions set by party shareholders is in danger after strikebreakers were sent in this morning.
