Woman channels spirit of the Blitz to make do with ration of three iceberg lettuces
A London woman has channelled the spirit of the Blitz in order to make do with her meagre rations of three iceberg lettuces today.
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Daily Mail editor has David Cameron’s testicles on display at home
Daily Mail editor Paul Dacre keeps David Cameron’s testicles in a display case at home, according to reports today.
Petrol price increases due to weak Pound and there not being a lot left, say experts
People are once again baffled by the inexplicable rise in the value of something that is about to run out forever.
Fat Controller to take over at Southern Rail
A stout animatronic wooden cartoon man has been brought in to improve service in a major shakeup at Southern Rail.
