Windows installs update at convenient time
A copy of Windows 10 installed an update at a time convenient to its owner yesterday.
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New plastic bank notes leaving Sir Philip Green short of things to wipe his arse with
The introduction of plastic bank notes is leaving Sir Philip Green desperately short of things to wipe his arse with.
Samsung warned against ringing people to tell them their phone is being recalled
Samsung is wondering if it’s safe to ring people to tell them their phone is being recalled.
Brexiter claiming ‘we won’ struggling to finish weekly online shop
A man claiming he “won” thanks to Brexit is having a right old mare doing his online grocery shopping.
