Southern Rail wins contract to transport souls of the damned to Hell
There was good news for beleaguered train company, Southern Rail, as it was announced that they have won the contract to transport the damned to Hell.
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Wanking into a sock ‘not really a hobby’, job applicant told
A man has failed to secure a job interview after his cheeky choice of leisure activity.
Nissan to keep Sunderland plant open after government pledges to teach workers to talk properly
Nissan agreed to keep its operations in the UK after the government pledged to teach people from Sunderland to talk properly, it has been confirmed.
Tories convince Nissan bosses to stay in Britain with online wank-cam footage
Nissan bosses may have fallen prey to an online sex camera scam initiated by senior Tories.
