The DVD special edition of Blade Runner 2049 will include almost seventy extra hours of moody, orange-lit establishing shots and Harrison Ford saying grumpy things, producers have confirmed.
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Her Majesty has lopped off a head in anger this morning, according to reports.
After half a million beer mats were released to Wetherspoon’s pubs with a “manifesto” for a “successful Brexit” printed on them, it has become apparent they are far more detailed than anything the government produced.
Bank of England governor Mark Carney has today announced a sharp rise in the number of tedious conversations about mortgages.
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