‘No-one likes us, we don’t care’ chant defiant Bounties
Gangs of Bounty sweets across the country have reacted with trademark defiance to the announcement that they are to be removed from packets of Celebrations.
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‘You can’t remove Bounty bars from Celebrations boxes’ insists solitary weirdo who actually likes them
A sick weirdo who actually enjoys eating Bounty bars has insisted today that they shouldn’t be removed from boxes of Celebrations.
$8 a month is enough to deter bots, trolls, and state-sponsored peddlers of misinformation, insists Elon Musk
Elon Musk has announced a new pricing structure for Twitter verified users, insisting it will help put an end to bots, trolls and peddlers of misinformation because none of those entities can afford $8 a month.
Energy companies making billions in profit every month during an energy crisis is just further proof that privatisation works, insists government
The government has reacted to BP making an $8.2 billion quarterly profit in the midst of an energy crisis by insisting it is just further proof that privatising essential national services works really well.
