EntertainmentShock new evidence of Marilyn Manson’s descent into hellish depravity: Live, Laugh, Love wallpaper in his home
PoliticsSocietyUKTerror threat level raised to ‘severe’ to give impression Boris Johnson is doing something
HealthSocietyUK‘We must take action as the scourge of terrorism puts us all at risk’ insists man who refuses to wear a mask in Tesco
BusinessSocietyUKMan who insists ‘cancel culture is a cancer’ boycotting Tesco because he didn’t like their version of Santa Claus
EntertainmentEnvironmentUKSir David Attenborough finally ready to retire after seeing every living species have a shag
PoliticsSocietyUKI never thought I was corrupt until Boris Johnson insisted I wasn’t, says UK resident
EnvironmentPoliticsUKZero emissions deadline set for when everyone accountable will be comfortably dead
SocietyUKOPINION: Hunt members should be congratulated for steering their bloodlust away from tearing apart foxes to merely punching horses
BusinessPoliticsUKTax-dodging rich pricks shocked to discover many of their advisors moonlight as British MPs
BusinessSocietyTechnologyUKAll the best investment opportunities use spam and fake social media profiles for promotion, insist crypto gurus
SocietyUKMan rescued from cave after two days looking forward to relaxing at home, in his tiny cramped cellar
SocietyUKMan rules out perfectly acceptable holiday destination after TripAdvisor review claims toast was slightly overcooked
