EntertainmentSocietyUKGB News audience plummets after footage emerges of Andrew Neil being polite to a Muslim
HealthUKHeroic anti-masker demonstrates formidable bravery not seen since the Blitz by refusing to wear a mask in Tesco
SportsTechnologyUKAnonymous online racists who cannot be traced to be banned from attending football matches
SocietyUKBlack Britons jubilant after white Daily Mail columnists kindly tell them how to react to racism
PoliticsSportsUKEngland team slammed for promoting anti-English values of tolerance, decency and kindness
PoliticsUKWorldDaily Mail readers delighted that completely fictional foreigners are furious at Boris for depriving them of their ‘cashpoint in the sky’
PoliticsTechnologyUKSocial media companies respond to government demand to hand over details of racist trolls by giving them Priti Patel’s phone number
PoliticsTechnologyUKSomeone must have hacked my voice when I said fans should boo players taking the knee, insists Priti Patel
SocietyTechnologyUK‘It’s been my lifelong dream to successfully make nobodies on Twitter look racist’ insists iPhone hacker
EducationSportsUK‘Historic’ final actually quite unlikely to be put into history books, insist cruel academics
SportsUKEngland fan genuinely considering putting pineapple on a pizza in horrific revenge attack on Italy
UK“Our team is an embarrassment to the country!” claims fan who stormed barricade and racially abused Saka
PoliticsSportsUKDon’t abuse England players online, insists woman who said it was fine to boo England players in person
SportsUKEngland would have won if more fans had fired flares from their bum, says fan who fired flare from his bum
SocietySportsUK‘England lost final because of all that kneeling’, insists man who spent last night racially abusing Rashford, Sancho and Saka
EducationSocietyUKMan who graduated from the University of Life actually scraped through with a third
SocietyUK“What bombers?” – The brave true story of the WWII ‘anti-Blitzers’ who stood up to Government bombing hoax
PoliticsSocietyUKMan who spent full year insisting ‘All Lives Matter’ now calling for RNLI to let migrants boats sink in the Channel
SportsUKDaily Mail readers furious as ‘utterly selfish’ Raheem Sterling doesn’t give his England shirt to a fan
PoliticsSportsUK‘Keep politics out of sport’ insists man who ‘Liked’ every photo of Boris Johnson in an England shirt