PoliticsSocietyUKGovernment streamlines process for grieving unnecessary deaths into just one stage: Denial
PoliticsSocietyUKTory voters defend Boris Johnson’s controversial ‘I’m going to f**king murder you all’ speech
HealthPoliticsUK“I was busy saving lives” insists man with a really terrible track record for saving lives
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HealthPoliticsUKCummings just bitter because I didn’t award him a lucrative government contract, explains Matt Hancock
EntertainmentPoliticsUK“I tried to warn Theoden about Mordor” – Grima Wormtongue’s shock claims in full
HealthPoliticsUKCummings reveals government’s pandemic planning whiteboard just a graffiti cock and balls
PoliticsUKDominic Cummings gives devastating testimony which will make absolutely no difference to voters whatsoever
PoliticsUKDominic Cummings late to parliamentary testimony after driving into lake near Barnard Castle
HealthUK‘Don’t lick a zebra for more than 3 minutes’ – Government announce new surreal Covid approach
PoliticsUKNew world record for ‘largest understatement’ as report finds Boris’ burkha comments ‘gave impression of insensitivity’
PoliticsWorldDisappointed Lukashenko can’t understand why hijacking airliner to abduct journalist hasn’t made people stop calling him a dangerous tyrant
EntertainmentSocietyUK8 reasons why ‘listicles’ are utter wank (you won’t BELIEVE how f*cking dull number 7 is)
EntertainmentUK“You’d do drugs too if you had to sit through 26 Eurovision songs” says this year’s winner
SocietyUKMan who built bar in his garden goes almost two full hours without mentioning the bar in his garden
