SportsUKFifa to investigate racial abuse by international fans before doing f*ck all about it (again)
SocietyUKMan shrinks his feet as shop assistant helpfully offers size eight as they have no elevens in stock
PoliticsUKWorldLiz Truss hoping to secure lucrative trade deal with Afghanistan selling British pork to the Taliban
EnvironmentSocietyUKFly who won’t obey simple instruction to go out window must be some sort of idiot
EntertainmentHealthWorldJoe Rogan reveals he beat Covid with nothing more than Ivermectin and thousands of dollars of FDA-approved monoclonal antibody treatments
TechnologyWorldUS hire Russian ransomware experts in attempt to brick military hardware left in Afghanistan