PoliticsUKSir Keir Starmer to defect to the Conservatives after becoming disillusioned with his own leadership
EducationPoliticsUKFight erupts at Conservative conference after attendee reveals he went to a state school
BrexitBusinessSocietyUKBrexiters vindicated after man in a small village south of Amiens sees lawnmower run out of petrol
SocietyUKIf we suspended every officer suspected of indecent exposure or sexual harassment we’d never get anything done, explains Met Police
PoliticsSocietyUKMet Police says it’s ‘entirely reasonable’ to ask officers if they’re nicknamed ‘The Rapist’
BrexitBusinessUKNigel Farage blames petrol chaos on ‘workshy EU migrants staying over there not taking our jobs’
PoliticsUKLabour left still undecided on whether it would prefer Keir Starmer or Boris Johnson to be Prime Minister
BusinessEntertainmentSocietyUKMajor rail incident declared as Huey Lewis found riding train without credit card
BusinessUKWorldSwitching the heating on now is like handing victory to the Russians, insist male UK tight-arses
BrexitPoliticsUKGovernment insists the Army will just be there to help people celebrate all the post-Brexit winning
EntertainmentSocietyUK‘Maybe, I DO really want to know how your garden grows,’ says hypocrite horticulturalist Noel
BusinessPoliticsTechnologyGovernment unveils ‘guaranteed to work’ petrol track & trace app to beat fuel crisis