HealthPoliticsUKMan living in Stalinist Russia can’t believe future generations will be subject to the tyranny of facemasks
BusinessHealthUKHeroic anti-masker to demonstrate formidable bravery not seen since the Blitz by refusing to wear a mask in Tesco
PoliticsUKWorldBoris Johnson responds to French criticism about Twitter diplomacy with Tik Tok diss video
EntertainmentSocietyWhy I stopped watching Doctor Who and turned to a life of crime, by Prisoner HU6692378
PoliticsWorldDonald Trump spends afternoon killing all Thanksgiving turkeys previously pardoned by Joe Biden
SocietyUKChristian Quentin Letts reminds everyone of little-known Bible story where Jesus told refugees to ‘sod off back where you came from’
SocietyWorldAmericans to spend evening giving thanks for stuff they have before getting up to fight over stuff they don’t need
BusinessSocietyUKDisappointment and panic at realisation someone else used ‘No sleep for you’ joke on new baby card
SocietyUKMan who spent full year insisting ‘All Lives Matter’ perfectly comfortable with migrant boats sinking in the Channel
PoliticsUKIt’s not misogynistic to call Nadine Dorries ‘f**king useless’ if she really is ‘f**king useless’, insists man
PoliticsUKGovernment confirms Boris Johnson’s next speech to be written in really big Crayola Crayons
SocietyUKMan who labelled BLM protestors ‘violent thugs’ happy to laud Dutch rioters as ‘brave freedom fighters’
PoliticsWorldCarrie Johnson appears in video call with IOC chief to explain she doesn’t believe Boris has “buyer’s remorse”
SportsUKBig Sam Allardyce seals himself in Christmas wrapping paper and lies waiting outside Old Trafford