ScienceSocietyUKStudy reveals creative people more likely to believe stupid left brain/right brain tests
BusinessEnvironmentUKWater bosses tell public, ‘Give us another £156 a year, or we’ll keep pouring shit into your rivers’
SocietyUKFirst-time homebuyer celebrates after securing competitive mortgage deal enabling him to purchase three-man tent
SocietyUKWorldExperts discover the drop in visitors to Britain caused by ‘Britain being in Britain and full of British people’
EntertainmentSocietyUKI said nothing when they came for Andrew Tate, I said nothing when they came for Russell Brand, I said nothing when they came for Laurence Fox, and I remain perfectly comfortable with all of those decisions
EntertainmentUKRight-wing fury as new BBC presenter guidelines will allow Gary Lineker to freely discuss which political figures he would shag
EntertainmentUKVoltaire defends Laurence Fox, “I will defend to the death your right to go on telly and discuss having sex with a journalist”
EntertainmentPoliticsUKBookies slash odds on Matt Hancock winning Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins as he’s killed more people than all the instructors combined
EntertainmentUKGB News to address accusations of bias by exclusively revealing all the journalists Laurence Fox WOULD shag
EntertainmentUK“You can’t cancel me, I am UNCANCELABLE!” screams Laurence Fox as he is chased away from GB News studio
PoliticsUKSuella Braverman tells US audience, ‘Turning away refugees doesn’t violate their human rights if we reclassify them as sub-human’
SocietyUKWoman who thinks Christmas starts too early incredibly excited because Halloween is in five weeks
PoliticsUKTop priority for Tory government remains demonising refugees to distract from their inability to run country
