HealthPoliticsUK‘Be sensible this Christmas’ pleads government that spent last Christmas lockdown breaking Prince’s 21-year partying record
HealthPoliticsUKGovernment insists there will be no U-turn on households mixing at Christmas until everyone has bought a massive turkey
EntertainmentSocietyUKWoman in Hallmark Christmas movie finally realises she was WRONG to have a career
EntertainmentPoliticsUKCovid pass must be shown to enter nightclubs, sports matches, and some Tory Christmas parties
EntertainmentPoliticsUKBoris Johnson’s last minute Zoom quiz slammed by viewers after he forgets to ask any questions
SocietyUKSeverely hungover man cared for by wife with kids birthday party, visit to in-laws, and a trek around Ikea
HealthSocietyUKMan claiming we need more time to see long-term effects of Covid vaccines, insists fortnight-old Omicron variant is ‘nothing to worry about’
PoliticsUKPolice find damning evidence of parties at Downing Street, after remembering they provided the security
EntertainmentPoliticsUKTeenager shocked that parents upstairs noticed she was holding big Christmas party
HealthSocietyUKMan furious at the tyranny of ‘vaccine passports’ choosing to ignore bit about ‘negative lateral flow tests’
PoliticsUKFlustered Emperor Palpatine says he is “satisfied that no destruction of Alderaan took place”
EntertainmentPoliticsUKMan comes downstairs for breakfast to find aftermath of 60-person party he didn’t even know was happening
BusinessHealthSocietyOffice worker gets around ‘home working’ rule by carrying a pint and pretending it’s a party
EntertainmentPoliticsUKBoris Johnson announces arrival of fifth, sixth, seventh or maybe even eighth child
EntertainmentPoliticsUKBoris Johnson announces Plan B for the public and Cardi B for the Number 10 Christmas party