HealthPoliticsUKNation wearily prepares for further Christmas lockdown after Boris Johnson categorically rules it out
HealthPoliticsUKBoris Johnson insists Downing Street garden photo was taken on ‘Bring your wife and a bottle of wine to work’ Day
BrexitPoliticsUKLiz Truss trades Scotland for some Bavarian ham on her first day as lead negotiator with EU
HealthSocietyUKMandatory remedial maths lessons planned for people who argue against vaccines with ‘most Covid patients in hospital are vaccinated’
HealthSocietyUKAnti-vaxxer calls librarian ‘fascist’ for refusing to lend him books unless he produces ‘his papers’
EntertainmentUK‘Die Hard is NOT a Christmas film’ insists man who doesn’t appear to know what an office Christmas party is
BrexitPoliticsUKBrexiters left stunned after France demonstrates easy control of their own border despite being in EU
EntertainmentHealthUKMan spends day following government advice by planning Christmas party he shouldn’t attend
PoliticsUKGovernment determined to continue treading fine line between taking responsibility and making everything your fault
HealthPoliticsUKBoris Johnson claims every man, woman, child, cat, and dog will be boosted before Eastenders tonight
HealthPoliticsUK‘Be sensible this Christmas’ pleads government that spent last Christmas lockdown breaking Prince’s 21-year partying record
HealthPoliticsUKGovernment insists there will be no U-turn on households mixing at Christmas until everyone has bought a massive turkey
EntertainmentSocietyUKWoman in Hallmark Christmas movie finally realises she was WRONG to have a career
EntertainmentPoliticsUKCovid pass must be shown to enter nightclubs, sports matches, and some Tory Christmas parties