PoliticsUKLiz Truss reveals she was raised in an alternate dystopian timeline where Conservatives weren’t in power for the entire 1980s
BusinessEnvironmentUKIt’s really difficult to make billions in extra profit after raising prices by 60% for millions of people, insist energy executives
SportsUK‘Yeah but Ronaldo would have backheeled it into the top corner’ and other ways this idiot is pretending the Lionesses aren’t brilliant
EntertainmentPoliticsUKKate McCann praised for quick-thinking actions to prevent another Tory leadership ‘debate’
EntertainmentPoliticsUKRishi Sunak unveils new look in bid to win support of Conservative Party members
BrexitBusinessUKBrexiters left stunned after France demonstrates easy control of their own border despite being in EU
BusinessEntertainmentUKWarhammer 40k player hasn’t noticed fuel price increase because paying £100 for a tank is perfectly normal for him
BrexitEntertainmentUKContestants for Eurovision 2023 set off now to allow time to get through Dover traffic after entering UK
BrexitPoliticsUKMan in huge queue outside Folkestone claims he didn’t vote to leave the EU to be treated like someone from outside the EU
PoliticsUKI’m not trying to be like Thatcher, insists Liz Truss in her best Thatcher outfit with her best Thatcher voice
EnvironmentUK‘I just put in a great performance yesterday’ – Mother Nature smashes her own British record
