BrexitPoliticsUKJacob Rees-Mogg spends first afternoon in new role checking under furniture for any misplaced Brexit opportunities
PoliticsUKBoris Johnson promises full inquiry to discover who is responsible for repeating false claims about Keir Starmer and Jimmy Saville
PoliticsUKBoris Johnson sang ‘You’ve gotta fight for your right to PAAAARRTY’ to new communications chief
HealthSocietyUKMan running 30 minutes on treadmill without spitting, surprisingly unable to run 30 seconds on the road without spitting
HealthPoliticsUKNHS waiting lists disappear overnight after government suddenly remembers the 40 new hospitals they built
EntertainmentSocietyUKThis incredible TV presenter got on the housing ladder just by making a packed lunch every day and having a rich Baron as a father
BrexitPoliticsUKSteve Barclay moves seamlessly from pretending Brexit is going well to pretending Boris is doing well
SportsWorldChinese Uyghurs looking forward to forgetting their troubles with a fortnight of winter sports
SocietyUKWorldUkrainians thank Boris Johnson for reminding them that there are worse fates for a country than war
UKBoris Johnson warns Vladimir Putin that any invasion of Ukraine will be met with significant cake ambush