EducationEntertainmentWorldWoke Disney cartoons harm my child’s development, insists man who is fine with them doing active shooter drills at elementary school
EntertainmentPoliticsUKSuella Braverman accuses Ted Lasso of joining the Guardian-reading Tofu-eating Wokerati
PoliticsUKWorldBritish government urges anyone fleeing Sudan to save themselves some time by turning around and heading south to Rwanda
SocietyTechnologyUK“I will never accept a microchip tag” insists man glued to his GPS-enabled 5G-capable camera and microphone
EntertainmentUK‘It’s just the boost our beleaguered nation needs’ – Wild celebrations erupt as James Corden announces return to UK
HealthUKDoctors uncover link between children getting entirely preventable diseases and their parents being morons
BusinessTechnologyUKWhy me arbitrarily giving verification to notable Twitter users is good, but the last regime arbitrarily giving verification to notable Twitter users was bad, by Elon Musk
EnvironmentSocietyUKLondoners demand drastic solutions to climate change that also cause them no inconvenience whatsoever
PoliticsTechnologyUKGovernment confirms it only sent emergency alerts to the people it would like to save
PoliticsUKDiane Abbott no longer in the running to become Shadow Minister for Not Sending Colossally Stupid Letters to National Newspapers
On This DaySubscriber OnlyWright Brothers’ latest test flight ends in chaos following protest by crowd of angry chemtrail conspiracists
EducationSocietyUKSchool bully insists he was merely providing “direct critical feedback” in attempt to raise “standards” in class
PoliticsUKRishi Sunak insists his decision on Dominic Raab bullying report will not be affected by recent ‘bog washing’ incident
HealthPoliticsUKNurses are ‘too important to be allowed to strike’ insists man who also believes they’re not important enough to be paid properly
PoliticsUKDouble-digit inflation is due to unavoidable global factors, insists man ignoring the fact all other G7 countries have much lower inflation