UK“Out of respect for the Queen I have chosen to abstain from masturbating during the official mourning period, but Christ almighty Monday now seems like a really long way away”
UK“Well that ride sucked,” says bitterly disappointed child after queueing for two hours just to look at a box
UKMan struggling to pay inheritance tax bill on his parents’ modest home relieved King Charles doesn’t have to pay inheritance tax on Balmoral and Sandringham
HealthPoliticsUKMan waiting three years for hip replacement and who can’t afford hot baths still hates cyclists more than the Tories
BusinessUKSun journalists pay tribute to Queen by looking very sad while rifling through the bins of her children and grandchildren
