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Ministers unveil route of controversial ‘Hadrian’s Wall 2’

UK

Pryce jury agree on lunch at McDonald’s but stumped by Happy Meal puzzles

UK

Public sector prisons much more fun, claims prisoner think tank

World

Hunt still on for nice South African

UK

Hackers eager to see PS4 user data in full super HD glory

Axed soldiers ‘overjoyed’ as Cameron personally guarantees future of Red Arrows

UK

‘White flight’ from London explained by BBC’s move to Manchester

UK

FIFA goal-line technology to revolutionise excuses for disallowed goals

Workfare to end ‘something-for-nothing culture’ by giving multi-million pound companies something for nothing

All food to be rebranded as ‘meat’

UK retailers assure public that meat reports will contain 100% bull

World

Police uncover ‘working pair of legs’ in Pistorius wardrobe

Iain Duncan-Smith calls for shop worker ‘stacker-laureate’ qualification

Sports

Arsenal to convert trophy cabinet into corporate box

World

Mossad accuses Iran of developing deadly meteorites underground

Ryanair offers cheap flights to 2012 DA14 London Asteroid

It’s not me, Michael Le Vell is the actor who plays me, insists Kevin Webster

Russian meteorite found to be 30% horse

World

UN convenes ‘stern letter writing’ task force to address North Korea

Pistorius determined to be tried as an able-bodied murder suspect

Human penises are technically disposable too, claim women

World

Good guys with guns kill former good guy with guns

Lampard regrets appointing John Terry as children’s book ghostwriter

World

North Korea’s nuclear weapons aren’t the type that bring peace and stability, insist nuclear states

Tony Blair welcomes new role as Pope

UK

Townies urged to stop using wild animals as babysitters

End of page 3 to cause Celebrity Big Brother contestant shortage

World

Former Pope placed on gardening leave after accepting lucrative offer to join Islam

Peter Odemwingie ‘turned away from Vatican’

Eskimos baffled as Brits unveil 162 phrases for ‘can’t get to work because of the snow’

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