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Katie Hopkins grabs popcorn settles in for coverage of drowning migrants

Study finds sports drinks failing to give drinkers enough energy to put bottle in bin

Paedophiles busy practising dementia symptoms

Courageous Top Gear fans protect vulnerable show from woman

Review: Star Wars The Force Awakens Teaser Trailer 2

In just seven days I can make you a man, Sturgeon tells Miliband

New Star Wars trailer literally the most important thing in the world right now

Liberal Democrat manifesto mostly blank pages

40 year-old man in Converse trainers pretty sure he looks ‘cool’

UKIP anger as manifesto accidentally printed with ‘nice’ policy

Bill Gates still saying he’ll ‘Google’ stuff

Louisiana Police confirm they did not shoot unarmed Percy Sledge

UKIP to unveil back of their election manifesto fag packet

Glastonbury just trolling trustafarians now, confirm organisers

Ed Miliband pledges to give everyone a Terry and June DVD

Rough sleepers given right-to-buy their cardboard boxes

Britain to be powered by burning money, pledge Greens

UKIP outrage as asteroid named after Pakistani immigrant

Lazy families feeling let down by all main political parties

Labour manifesto set in Harry Potter universe

I would have told you how we’ll find £8bn for NHS if you’d asked a 16th time, insists Osborne

First step to finding extra £8bn for NHS is cutting inheritance tax, insist Tories

Andy Murray crashes out of wedding just before final vow

Cameron and Miliband clash over whether cat is going up or down the stairs

We said ‘pledge’, not ‘promise’, insist politicians

American police concerned black people might start shooting back

Overweight people at lower risk of developing dementia because they’re already dead by then

Beards are over, hipsters horrified to learn

Michael Fallon accuses Ed Miliband of having a ‘pooey bum face’

Ed Miliband successfully talks to girl

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