UKWhen I was 15 I would never have been duped by a trained intelligence agent, insists man who was duped by a sign on a bus
EntertainmentOpinion: Gondor would like to help when Rohan calls for aid, but Mordor might turn our gas off
EntertainmentUKWorldMeghan Markle uses 17th interview this week to complain the media won’t leave her alone
BusinessUKWetherspoons to tackle spiralling costs by asking bar staff to piss directly into customers’ mouths
PoliticsUK“And when we used to have a Prime Minister, they lived here,” says Downing Street tour guide
BusinessUKConcern for Clarks as cost of living crisis means profits from sales of school shoes could to fall to just £200bn
BusinessUKRising energy costs mean cheapest option for heating this winter is buying a house that’s already warm
BusinessEnvironmentUKWater bosses told to clean up the nation’s shoreline using thousands of tiny turd bags
BusinessSocietyUKYou can’t trust the MSM because they’re just trying to make money, says man who gets his ‘news’ from a YouTube channel just trying to sell him brain pills
BusinessEnvironmentUKNation that made it illegal to leave one turd in a field seemingly comfortable with millions of turds on its beaches
EntertainmentTechnologyFacebook glitch seemingly achieves the impossible by making your news feed even less interesting
PoliticsWorldThere is nothing incriminating in the Mar-o-Lago documents but the courts should still force the FBI to stop looking immediately, insists Trump
EntertainmentUKOffice staff living in fear of coworker who spent seven years talking about Game of Thrones
BusinessUKDaily Express journalist to take short time away from calling striking workers ‘dinosaurs’ to join colleagues striking over pay
