HealthSocietyUKMillennials the last generation to suffer the horror of buying rubber johnnies from a human
HealthPoliticsUKNHS waiting lists disappear overnight after the government suddenly remembers the 40 new hospitals they built
BusinessUKBank of England announces relocation to Dubai and purchase of orange Lamborghinis to launch “Britcoin”
UKBP doubling profits to £23bn during an energy crisis is just further proof that privatisation works, insists government
SportsUKMan running 30 minutes on the treadmill without spitting, surprisingly unable to run 30 seconds on the road without spitting
EntertainmentPoliticsUKPrime Minister to arrest slump in country’s morale by farting the national anthem on The One Show
PoliticsSocietyUKI needed to borrow £800k to buy all of my children toothbrushes, insists Boris Johnson
PoliticsUKAfter the Guardian-Reading Wokerati, Anti-Growth Coalition and Left-Wing Economic Establishment, who will the Tories blame next for their dismal failures? We look at the top five contenders
SportsUKManchester City’s funding irregularities disappear after Sheikh Mansour buys the Premier League
PoliticsUKThe only reason my economic plan failed is because the financial markets are full of communists, by Liz Truss
SocietyUKMan who successfully put together flat-pack cupboard confident he should add ‘carpentry’ to CV
PoliticsUKStrong, decisive Rishi Sunak announces plans to change Number 10 biscuits to brand he likes
BusinessUKEnergy companies making billions in profit every month during an energy crisis is just further proof that market forces work perfectly, insists government
