BrexitPoliticsUKJacob Rees-Mogg’s top five reasons why a shortage of fresh produce is really a Brexit benefit
PoliticsUKSir Kier Starmer outlines Labour’s five excuses if they somehow manage to lose the next general election
EntertainmentUKTrey Parker and Matt Stone accept invitation to sing at coronation of King Charles III
SocietyUKSympathy for victims of grooming gangs should stop entirely if the child is brown, confirm morons
BrexitPoliticsUKWhen I was 15 years old I would never have been duped by a trained intelligence agent, insists man who was duped by a sign on a bus
UKEdit of Roald Dahl’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory to see ‘fat’ Augustus Gloop replaced by new ‘woke’ character
SocietyUKMan worried he might have turned ‘Woke’ after happily using a gender-neutral toilet without realising
BusinessTechnologyWorldElon Musk confirms that Christmas Day will be celebrated by hackers on 19th March this year
