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PoliticsUKTheresa May accidentally spent 45 minutes discussing military cooperation with Downing St’s Polish cleaner
PoliticsWorldI won the popular vote too if you deduct the millions of people who voted for someone else, claims Trump
PoliticsUKNigel Farage’s pro-Brexit march cancelled amid fears it could attract Nigel Farage supporters
EntertainmentPoliticsWorldScott Baio’s heavy metal covers band to play Donald Trump inauguration ceremony
BusinessPoliticsUKInstitute for Fiscal Studies changes economic outlook to a picture of Edvard Munch’s ‘The Scream’
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SocietyLanky shopper terrorising shortarses by demanding they reach stuff for him from the bottom shelves
BusinessSocietyWorldAmericans to spend evening giving thanks for stuff they have before spending tomorrow fighting over stuff they don’t need
PoliticsUKNigel Farage celebrates anti-establishment career with party for millionaire backers at The Ritz