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SocietyUKDaily Express staff left confused after discovering Princess Diana chose to be close friends with a homosexual
PoliticsUKOur manifesto promise not to increase National Insurance relied on you idiots not voting for Brexit, clarifies government
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SocietyTechnologyNothing breaches our community standards except breastfeeding and trans people, confirms Facebook
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