EntertainmentPoliticsUKCersei Lannister agrees £1.5 billion ‘confidence and supply’ deal with Greyjoys
EntertainmentUKTwo million ‘a small price to pay’ for Chris Evans’ wit and spontaneity, nation agrees
BusinessSocietyUKAttempt to distract British public with BBC salary revelations ‘a resounding success’, claim bastards
EntertainmentSocietyUKNation grimly resolves to listen to Chris Evans in attempt to get value for money
BusinessSocietyUKMulti-millionaire Daily Mail editor directs public anger towards BBC stars who earn fraction of his salary
BusinessSocietyUKCall centre employee treated for shock after man admits to being in an accident that wasn’t their fault
EntertainmentScienceWorldPalaeontologist bastards still trying to ruin as much of Jurassic Park as possible
PoliticsUKPlease stop revealing to everyone what a shower of shit we really are, Theresa May begs cabinet
