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PoliticsWorldMan who objected to use of massively destructive weapons drops massively destructive weapon
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EducationEntertainmentUKUniversity Challenge star unable to find answer to thirty grand’s worth of debt
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BusinessPoliticsWorldDonald Trump calls United Airlines ‘my kinda people’ after they forcibly dragged foreign-looking man off plane
BusinessSocietyUKWonga customers better off in the long run if hackers just take all their money now, confirm experts
BusinessPoliticsUKNew evidence of banking corruption will be ignored without delay, pledges Government
PoliticsWorldMan who called Obama ‘founder of ISIS’ happy to create new power vacuum for ISIS to thrive in
PoliticsUKI voted Brexit because those dangerous EU roads cost me a coach-load of stolen gold, insists Michael Caine
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