PoliticsWorld‘Study what Grand Moff Tarkin did to Alderaan, no more radical rebel alliance for 35 years’ tweets Donald Trump
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HealthPoliticsUKYou need to spend £44k on a decent washroom when you have this much blood on your hands, claims Jeremy Hunt
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SocietyUKAircraft carriers named after Royal Family because they’re a huge waste of money, confirms MoD
EntertainmentSociety‘Nigel Farage: The Movie’ to chronicle former UKIP leader’s epic quest to fully enter Donald Trump’s colon
PoliticsWorldDonald Trump’s Manufacturing Council now just him and man who outsourced his clothing line to China
PoliticsSocietyWorldMan photographed enthusiastically waving flaming torch at a Nazi rally unhappy at people calling him a Nazi
PoliticsWorldAmericans delighted President Trump chose to sleep on it before denouncing violent racists as evil
PoliticsWorldTrump finally condemns White Supremacists after a neo-Nazi claims more people attended Obama’s inauguration
