PoliticsSocietyUKGovernment reluctantly admits Manchester attack repair bill is worth extra 1/200th of a DUP bribe
SocietyUKWorldFake attack in London much more newsworthy than incredibly deadly one in Egypt, decides media
PoliticsSocietyUKDaily Mail reports man stubbing his toe as ‘Immigrant Muslim paedophiles massacre hundreds’
BusinessSocietyUKDaily Mail staff turn off their Fisher Price computers after another busy week of entirely factual journalism
PoliticsTechnologyUKSocial media companies to gain credibility by delivering headlines to Michael Gove by bus
PoliticsUKI guarantee we’ll enshrine the animal welfare rights we just voted against, says Michael Gove
BusinessPoliticsWorldDonald Trump launches tirade against Black Friday after mistaking it for act of mass civil disobedience
PoliticsUKDragging Britain out of the EU is far more important to me than ever becoming PM, insists Corbyn
PoliticsWorldPresident Trump spends afternoon killing all Thanksgiving turkeys previously pardoned by Barack Obama
PoliticsSocietyUKAt least the drink you’re all being driven to isn’t going to get more expensive, explains Hammond
PoliticsUKPM to boost government’s credibility by replacing Boris Johnson with newly-available Robert Mugabe
