EntertainmentSocietyWarhammer player rushing to finish painting his old Custodes so he can buy the new Custodes
EntertainmentSocietySubject of Police’s ‘Every Little Thing She Does is Magic’ arrested for witchcraft
PoliticsWorldI am a stable genius insists man in park dressed as Napoleon chasing away ‘invading pigeons’
EntertainmentPoliticsWorldGorilla laughs off story he’d be stupid enough to watch a ‘Donald Trump channel’
BusinessPoliticsWorld‘That book is full of lies’ blasts Donald Trump after reading The Very Hungry Caterpillar
BusinessSocietyUKPeople who are happy to spend £3.70 on a coffee losing their shit about paying 25p for cup
BusinessPoliticsWorldThank you President Trump for all your help with marketing, say publishers of Fire and Fury
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SocietyUKGet the homeless away from that big castle full of hundreds of spare rooms, demands Tory council leader
PoliticsWorldWhite House insists ‘no subtext’ to Donald Trump’s boast about a ‘bigger, thicker, harder button’