EntertainmentUKMeghan widely criticised as ‘attention-seeking harridan trying to make it all about her’ in alternate universe where she is attending King Charles’ coronation
PoliticsUKWorldWoman who almost bankrupted a G7 nation in just nine days to give lecture on good fiscal management
PoliticsUKLabour’s attack ads take despicable new turn as Rishi Sunak accused of preferring Mrs Brown’s Boys to Only Fools and Horses
HealthPoliticsUKStriking doctors are ‘out of touch’, insists party of rich old men who’ve never had a proper job
BrexitSocietyUKAre you ready to admit Brexit has been a disaster, or are you still clinging to a sunlit-uplands delusion, take our interactive test to find out!
BrexitPoliticsUK‘Labour’s attack ads won’t persuade us to vote for them’, insists electorate that was persuaded to vote for Brexit by a bus
HealthSocietyUKWhy Easter eggs should be part of a healthy balanced breakfast, by Jake aged 7 and three-quarters
SocietyUKMan who loudly demanded chocolate eggs have ‘Easter’ written on the box didn’t go to church again this year
SocietyUKIt would be disrespectful to do any of those little DIY jobs around the house on the day Jesus was crucified, insists local man
PoliticsUKEquality Act to be updated to include the line ‘all citizens are equal, but some are more equal than others’
BusinessUK‘Make my packet of minced animal carcass look prettier!’ demand furious Sainsbury’s customers
ScienceSocietyUKMan seemingly determined to out himself as an ignorant simpleton after posting a chemtrail conspiracy theory
PoliticsUKFurther Tory corruption leaves Labour worried about how to secure their traditional humiliating loss in upcoming local elections
UKIf we suspended every officer suspected of sexual offences we’ll never get anything done, warn Met Police
