EntertainmentUKBoy George seriously injured after attempt to throw his arms around the world at Christmas time
BusinessPoliticsUKUK’s response to EU Brexit demands leaves other countries suddenly very keen to ‘negotiate’ trade deals
PoliticsSocietyUKNo-one criticises our pathetically incompetent Prime Minister except us, say angry Brits
PoliticsSocietyUKWorld‘We’re doing just fine’ says head of nation where armed toddlers kill more people than Islamic terrorists
SocietyUKForget the £50bn Brexit bill and look at this photo of 15-year-old Meghan Markle, yells the Daily Mail
ScienceUKMan subjected to unwanted verbose response after he greeted work colleague with “how you doing?”
EntertainmentUKKate ‘absolutely thrilled’ to welcome Meghan as the new primary target for the gutter press
PoliticsSocietyUKSovereignty of parliament not that important when it’s inconvenient to our argument, insist Brexiters
PoliticsUKBrexit studies redaction necessary to prevent nation getting overexcited by the tremendous possibilities, claims Davis