PoliticsSocietyUKFood shortages are fine, insists Brexiter who flatly refuses to eat store-brand baked beans
HealthPoliticsUKJeremy Hunt confident bad Brexit will be blamed on EU in the same way failing NHS is blamed on the nurses
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PoliticsSocietyUKJacob Rees-Mogg confident post-Brexit dystopian wasteland will only last three or four generations
EducationSocietyUKParents equipped with body armour, first aid kits, soft play vouchers and wine for summer holidays
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